its not stalking. its research.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I believe in your delicious
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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