He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I think I won the penis lottery.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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