I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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