If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
The Olympian is in my bed
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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