seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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