Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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