Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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