You really coming over, don't trick.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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