She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
So many bounce houses so little time
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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