i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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