I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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