This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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