All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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