I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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