Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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