You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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