She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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