why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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