It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
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I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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