Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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