maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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