is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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