We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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