didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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