My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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