Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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