; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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