I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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