bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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