Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Girls should come with a carfax report
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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