She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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