just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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