I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
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Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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