i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
organizing the empties. That sober.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize