ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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