just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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