Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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