Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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