Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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