dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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