Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Congratulations! We have a period
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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