Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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