how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
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She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
The uberlube is also flammable
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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