Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
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There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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