I think i peed on brittanys purse
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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