i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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