Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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