Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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