you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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