You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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